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When your child asks, this is when they were born 😅(Josephine Jackson)
u_ThatGuyPhD902 by ThatGuyPhD902
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They say beauty is pain, but idk if this is what they meant.
When your wife asks you to define "sex"
when your crush asks for a hug.
When your father asks your mom how did their son (you) turn into
When your friends ask what you do for a living. Just send them
When your cousin asks you for help, you can't say no.
When they say never letting you go this is what they meant
josephine jackson
This is what I was born for
When your sister asks to borrow your car
When your nurse asks you to spread them, this is what she means
Your tiny cock is proof. You were born a loser.