Found this on 9GAG, and I forgot what the sauce captain said..

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The police found the illegal swap party you were at. You now

The teen was a huge fan of anime and cosplay, and she had been

The night was dark and the air was thick with anticipation. She

The night was dark and the air was thick with anticipation. The

The sun was setting and the city was alive with people. It was

The sun was setting over the city skyline, casting a warm orange

The schoolgirl was a real cumslut. She loved to get off and she

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The trans man was eager to explore his newfound desires. He had

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