Birthday dinner. Wife says shes going to make a quick call. I

Either they take it way too seriously or not at all

At the fams and there is what I’d call a super spreader party

either were all in this together or we call it off

Video call while mom watches

Call in to work today and tell them you're sick and come see

either i sit on your face or you fuck me in the ass, your call

What do you call this position?

Unconventional facetime call

What do you call this position

“3 weeks until the exams… easiest job of my life!” I say

These call centre workers get up to all sorts!