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A card for that special someone who made your terrible day even terribler
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Someone requested a vid of me peeing. im not really into that
For those of you who need a little something extra on this Valentine’s
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For those of you who keep insisting that pumping causes erection
For those of you who reported me as fake, im sorry that my body
For a special someone
For those of you who undressed me with your eyes, this is for
For a special someone..
Day 455 and still waiting for that special delivery.