When someone interrupts a flash...

When someone asks if I have a banana in my pants

When someone tells you Iggy Azalea isn’t talented, just show

When someone sends you hot snaps and gets you going...

When someone says they don’t like holes on knives

When someone asks “If you turned into a girl, what would you

When someone talks too much... :)

someone offers to pat my ass

Me when I see someone jerking off to Zendaya.

Me when people call me cute and offer headpats ;3

Me when someone calls me a good boi🥺

When he offers himself to feed you