I have just the thing for you

I have just the thing for you

I have just the thing for you

I have just the thing for you

I have just the thing for you

I have just the thing for you

I have just the thing for you

I have just the thing for you

I have just the thing for you, my ass

Have you ever wanted to be a woman? Have your holes filled? Well

I have two extra pillows for you

(23) I have just one cookie for Santa, but do you have any milk?