When you ask your girlfriend to look through her phone

By the look of her eyes, you can tell what she wants

Your mother has been nagging you recently about the smallest

You took your girl to the club. But she immediately ditched you

You let your friend smash your girl because he hadn’t had pussy

You told your friend it takes a lot to make your girl cum but

She had been fantasizing about it for weeks, ever since she had

They all paid $10 admission to the show. Of course, she's not

You told your friend your mom had been going out a lot since

Wouldn’t be able to walk afterwards, but it’d be worth it

You asked your friend to walk your little sister home

Looks like you'll be able to inhale my ass and the rest of the