When you can't stop replaying her smile in your head

When you can't wait to dive right in

When you’re the chaperone for your kid’s beach field trip

When you can't choose between your [f]avorite toys

When you can't choose between your [f]avorite toys so you choose

When you can't wait for your bro to get there

When you can’t wait for a real cock any longer...

Don’t pay for 1 girl when you can just pay for all. Get the

When you can't make up your mind

When you hire a stripper for your bachelor party, you expect

When you’re too busy for your GF, she goes to your bully, cranks

When you’re so horny for your bull, you just need to get fucked.