Sweater puppy or sweater hog?

Straining against my collar and realizing I need to get myself

For you have a pathetic baby shrimp 🦐 you deserve punishment,

For you have a pathetic baby shrimp 🦐 you deserve punishment,

This is a bored Sunday and I want to have fun! You have shrimp,

Do you have smaller shrimp? Tell me or show me that, I want to

Do you have smaller shrimp? Tell me or show me that, I want to

Do you have smaller shrimp? Tell me or show me that, I want to

Do you have smaller shrimp? Tell me or show me that, I want to

Do you have smaller shrimp? Tell me or show me that, I want to

Is it just me, or does your tiny shrimp deserve to be crushed

Is my remote 3 or 4 times bigger than your shrimp ? Tell me