Happy Pride! I’m ridiculously turned on right now, so here’s

When the girl you've been hooking up with has a bigger dick then

When the girl you've been hooking up with has a bigger dick then

I'm the girl you've been dreaming of

I'm the girl you've been dreaming of

The girl you've been videochatting with has a little surprise

You find out the girl you've been texting has a Reddit profile,

You find out the girl you've been texting has a Reddit profile,

do you get excited when the girl you sleep with ends up having

The girl you’ve been seeing notices how you’ve been eyeing

When the girl you bring home from the club has a phatty hiding

You meet the "girl" you've been eyein in the bathroom and you're