original post: https://redd.it/sz7fpe
here's a fun tip if you're in a tight situation:
shittylifehacks by dadkyle69
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Chat me if you're in the mood to play 😉💋Treat me right
If you're in a coma this is how ill try and wake you up
If you’re in bed here you’re free use.
If you’re in a wrestling match and she’s in the opposite
if you're in need of some boobs today, I got you covered ;)
If you're craving a tight grip, I'm your girl
Here's some tasty treat if you're hungry