Titles are hard. Hopefully your dick is too (f)

Interesting titles are hard, hopefully your dick is too!

.....and your car is shit too

Your pindick is far too small to be loved. Far too tiny to have

Your mistress is looking too good for you to disappoint her,

Your cock is way too small UPV if you agree

hopefully your dick is more fun than this thing.(18)

Hopefully your cock is throbbing

Hopefully your Saturday is slutty

Hopefully your Saturday is slutty

Your wife is talking too much, so meanwhile while she's not watching

Your gf is way too freaky to not get involved in the porn shoot