When you've been on Reddit for too long and your pussy starts

When you've been gooning for a greater portion of the day, and

When you've lost your flip but you still wanna musty flick

When you’ve nutted but she’s still going…

When you’ve just met but she likes to be used.

When you've checked everywhere but still can't find your keys

What is the source to this? I’ve been looking but I can’t

When you finally check in to the hotel but have to go meet family

can some of y'all dm me and tell me some things you'd like to

When you’ve already cum 4 times that day but you know you can

It's already weekends but still can't find a cock in front of

they found aliens but still can’t find my boobs