Congrats on your wife giving birth to a twins, but I wonder are

All I can say is your mom is really good at what she does! Might

Your wife found out what you did in High school, and wanted me

Found your daughter on tinder, instead of revenging you, I am

Surprise! Turns out the guy your sister eager to show you, and

Your girlfriend’s month taste/smell a bit different today?

I was this woman’s sneaky link for a while. Just recently realized

Your girlfriend wanted me, finally someone that can satisfy her

After knowing what her daddy did 20+ years ago, she wanted to

Your wife gave me her number at our HS reunion, and invited me

Ever wonder why your wife doesn’t let you use the back door?

Left you something to taste when you go down on her tonight.