the $natchers don’t they remind you of a big stick 🤤 that’s

My socks match my bra and panties

My father would make fun of me and get upset if I wore any makeup

My nipples match my clit, just in case you were wondering..

My lips match my thong😍

My nipples match my sweater!

My nipples match my shirt

I just cut my nails.

My nails feel so good inside my pussy

my freckles match my hair, just as my feet match your ears, or

My Tinder match didn't know I was married and that my husband

I don't know if you noticed but my nails match my leggings and