[F] excuse me, sir.. do you have anywhere I can sit on? 🥺

my ass is so heavy do you have something i can sit it on?

You got something I can sit on?

do you have something I can rub it on..

Do you have something to prove? (sound ON)

Have something I could sit on?

Do you have somewhere I can sit it on?

you got something I can sit on? all this ass needs a home

you got something I can sit on? all this ass needs a home

you got something I can sit on? all this ass needs a home

Do you have somewhere i can sit on

Do you have something I can bounce on?