original post: https://redd.it/suyx2y
Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster? π
thiccfems by rainbow-femboy
[report | abuse]
Who needs a welcome mat when you have a black bitch?
You donβt need an alarm clock when you have me.
Who needs normal sized dick when you have huge dildos? πΌ
Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?
who needs an alarm clock when you've got me under the covers?
Who needs a pocket pussy when you can have a petite girl instead
Who needs a dildo when you have lube?
Who needs an alarm clock when you your bull stays the night and
Who needs to cover up when you have a rack like this
Who needs to cover up when you have a rack like this π