Push the NAKED button 😉

Naked under the mistletoe 🎄 Merry Christmas bros! Let’s

Ass-seeking homing penis 🚀 (bonus points if you can name the

Naked mugging! 🔫 Or I’ll shoot… 💦

Ferris Bueller’s Jerk Off 👀 (redgifs for audio)

Oops, the chair did not survive… ⚡️

A magic potion vanishes my clothes! 🧪

Suck my rod while I read ‘The Road’ 😈

Wearing nothing but a coat

Lick my ass while I read to you 👅

Make yourself at home… 😉

I’m naked, but invisible… 🪄

Finger clickin' goodness... 🪄 (click link for audio 😉)

Bro escapes using a dildo

Help! I’m stuck in another naked space loop… 🍆

Already a month since Christmas. Where did that go?

Naked clone factory 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 How many could

Naked job interview 👨🏻‍💼

Hadouken! 🤜🏻💥

I got caught dancing butt naked by my roommate 😏

When you mistakenly think someone is flirting with you… 🍆

Thorin and the Gloryhole of Erebor 🏔

Naked at the drop of a hat 🍆

Naked portal loop! 🍆

Why does Superman even wear clothes…? 🦸🏻‍♂️ (redgifs

Eau de bro... 🍑

Trying to write but brain has other ideas… 🙈

The fridge stole my clothes!

All you have to do is dream 💭(redgifs for audio)

Beam me up, Scotty 💫

Spying on naked bro goes wrong... 👀

I suck at strip blackjack 🙈

How I get dressed in the morning… 🪄

Dirty Harry, but naked… 🔫😉

Suck it while I read you poetry 😈

Trying to think up a really meta post…

This is not just cock… This is M&S cock 🍆

I love a good blow...

Ass and Shakespeare go together like a dream... 🍑 (redgifs

WILSON! 🔫 (redgifs for audio)

Naked potion 🧪

I work out so hard my clothes fall off! 💪🏻

Oops, bro, I purposefully accidentally threw my pen so you’d

Naked juggling while reciting Shakespeare

I always end up dancing naked…🕺🏻 (redgifs for audio)

Oops, I almost went outside completely naked! 🙈

Never mug a guy with a dildo up his ass

Mexican clothes off 🔫