to eat a porcupine without making a mess

To cut the sausage

to enjoy the carnival ride

To clear the machine from obstructions

to throw a grenade

To piss in the sink while drunk

To outplay an old man in basketball

To Act Tough

to intimidate an auditor

To hear cocomelon at the reception

To be an acrobat

To soften the landing [NSFW]

To try and harass women

to use a running machine.

To flex his incredible drinking "skill"

To get a fish hook out

To win a trip to Paris

To prank a stranger at the mall.

to rob a pedestrian

to show her ass

to enter a strip club wearing a devils mask with a loaded gun

to brush off OC (oleoresin capsicum) spray drill

By a Ukrainian sniper, the helmet saved the Russian soldier (NSFL)

To avoid a car

to intimidate the prepared

To have a positive interaction with a reptile

to rob someone at a gun point.

To claim no woman could beat him.

to talk to your ex

To kick a grenade

To get home

to dodge a motorcycle

to rob a store.

To control a police dog

To bully a girl

to harm an animal

To arrest topless women

to have a bird as a snack

To make a hot scene

To lift the girls

To get to her … lover ?

To poop on the freeway

To shake the bridge

To stab the police officers

to relieve yourself in public

to break up a fight by a teacher.

To violate a man's Fourth amendment rights.

To Naruto Run into the street.