She used to be fun

5 that you know of

You didn't rate, but your GF says "average" is easier in a relationship

Doesn't know, doesn't really care. As long as she got fucked

"I had to find myself after an abusive relationship" your wife

With a racing heart you said yes

Safe to assume he wasn't as gentle as you are

Your single wife lived with her bestie for a few years...ever

you remember every time you look at her face

Your wife worked in a male-centric field and "hooked up" with

But to you, she’s everything.

an offer you can refuse?

Classy is as classy does

Maybe it was money. Or drugs. Or both. All you know is she won't

Can you match that with your pudgy body and average cock?

The dick was so good she's his forever

Riding shotgun

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Forgive me..?

don't forget to reminisce about the early days of your relationship

why would she lie?

She honestly has no idea what her body count is

He just wanted to talk.

You know how many of her friends fucked her?

She says she doesnt remember where he finished...

“I have only ever squirted once and it was from my fingers”

No need to worry about yoga

study hard

Much more on your Gf's Bad Behaviour Available 🐢

Whose cock is your wife thinking about when you're fucking her?

My wife can’t be the only one who this happened to

Many have experienced it, most have seen it, everyone has heard

She was notorious

You know she gave head in high school, she said it was "a few

It was technically with his permission

Would you want to know..?

You knew exactly what she was asking

You try to tell yourself it's because your dick is too big

Reliving her past

you went to a stupid sports bar

work hard play hard

Pay attention to your girl's nickname

so much to learn

They're all "just friends" now

Get her to reminisce....

What would you say?

quite a few saw that pussy stretch a lot more though

Earning her tales