Knife game + Alcohol seems like a good combo.

Spent hours giving myself the perfect manicure and...

Ain’t Disney

This is why you shouldn’t wear loose clothing on a slide

This guy decided to diarrhea in front of my parents art gallery

Yep that definitely sucked NSFW

lul

Luckily his head broke his fall (mild injurie)

Bought a houseplant from a big box store and thought I’d checked

Try and try again

Caught in the elevator

I learned don’t drink and bandage. Forgot to put cream last

A storm blew through last night. Took my greenhouse and two carts

We just got a dog today!

I can’t watch NSFW content on iOS anymore?

Cat problem

Is he quoting the Bible??? nsfw language

Don’t drink and crossbow kids.

Theme park ride snaps in half. Info in comments

Walked past a car on fire, using a fire extinguisher to prop

I was washing a blender and the blade part fell out and my reaction

“Maybe I can get some video of the lightning” I said to myself!

No good deed goes unpunished (OP)

Pulled over for a penis drawing

People dying casually in Wuhan caused by Coronavirus

The look on their faces really shows the gravity of the situation

Got a little too close didn't we [NSFL]

For whom does it suck more? (NSFW)

Just tired NSFW

Dayum!

Great bus ride with an even better view [NSFW]

I work at a gym and have to clear the lockers out at night. Someone

Bouncing back home

So my GF just drove my favorite possession into the roof of our

Found this bad boy on my lunch break.

Trying to fish

Smashed finger in a weight machine

[NSFW] Someone forgot to turn the auger screw on in time

So this happened today while my teacher is doing a presentation.

I cut my thumb with precision scissors

Working out...

That's how this country looks like nowadays. There is no right

Crazy guy changes cloths while driving

Ski falls off on the first turn....

Here's about 1 hour of my sleep sped up. I just kept having the

Weightlifter snaps her arm in two places

Guess what I get to clean up...

Geriatric Man shot Diarrhea all over a Denny’s bathroom