Did she have to?

A collection of things your girlfriend says, just not to you...

You found your girlfriend a nice big cock to play with for her

Trying without cheating

Come on, bud, Michaelangelo didn't paint the chapel in one day.

Girlfriend doesn't understand Uber

#76: If you're not married YET

She's just helping him wash. That isn't cheating, right?

He liked them.

It's just... Testing.

Masturbating isn't cheating.

Just think about your Girlfriend

You always did have a thing for your fiancee's bff... too bad

Waiting till marriage.

"It's not cheating if I don't see him"

I wasn't supposed to let him cum in me...

Didn't take much to convince her...

It all boils down to definitions

A misinterpretation.

By the time the wedding rolls around she won't even feel you...

Just an audition

What? It was just a massage... [Cheating]

It's not cheating if you said it was okay. Why else would your

I only did it because I lost a bet... that means it wasn't cheating

No contact and they had their clothes on the whole time

Not even unbuttoned!

You did tell him to make her feel right at home...

Just a cock sleeve

Your girlfriend had a confession

She (somehow) convinced herself it's not cheating

Wife's hippie sister allows you to teach her new chakra unlocking

He's something of an inventor...

Oops, might as well...

Imagine the whole thing...

Doing chores around the house.

Unfair Bet

Just keeping him warm...

This can’t be cheating she is just trying to win a bet and

Just getting ready for you, babe...

He deserves a reward

It's not her fault this happened, she couldn't get caught snooping

Just conserving water...

10/10

She's just hungry

You were worried about her upcoming business trip...

Take note.

Your friend was bragging about his pullout game

She wasn't planning on cheating, but...