"I just need your help running lines"

What was I supposed to do?

Maybe there's a heaven on Earth too if you look hard enough ;)

That sounds kinda hot to me 😳

"Yeah, I took a shower while I was there, so what??"

Your buddy really has the hots for your mom... But you "didn't

"Why don't you trust me?"

Your wife and her boss take a lot of business trips together...

Even your stepmom knows that you're the real man of the house

Step-dad has drunk needs 🐢

Birthday Girl

It's a real puzzle... Maybe you should suck a little harder to

Does it piss you off that he's half your age and twice as big?

Did you even read the contract or were you too intimidated by

You kept your girlfriend hidden from your bully as long as you

You would never even think about fucking your wife's friends-

There are so many reasons you shouldn't suck your bully's big

Your girl told you she doesn't do blowjobs because "it's demeaning"

How did your first date go...?

idc if my parents hear, im gonna fuck the shit out of her

had to help my bbby out

Guess who I ran into babe! 😊

Would you trust your girl around your big cock bully?

🥵🥵

Your sister is tired of you being bullied, but she may be out

It's just the tip, it's not cheating

The only thing wrong with it is that you didn't start doing it

[Part 3] Vacation Bets - Paying Up

It's so cute that your mom thought she could "protect" you from

CaptionShorties: The Role

CaptionShorties: Gambler's Fallacy

How many times does she have to tell you- anal isn't cheating!

CaptionShorties: Domesticated

Who are you in this scenario...? 😏

Only racists are afraid of reparations! (Pt 1)

He makes the BEST protein shakes!

Your bully can have any pussy he wants. He only takes hers because

Nothing's gay if it happens during a threesome, right?

Only racists are afraid of reparations! (Pt 2)

What happened on the 7th day...?

Yess boss

Your daughter's principle called her a "big brown bunny"... The

Asian girls are even cuter when they pretend they're not sluts

Finally Crossing The Line With Sis

CaptionShorties: Backfire

Caption GIF by betacuckmemes

"Quick maphs"

From now on, I'm always watching the game at homie's place