You have complete trust in your girlfriend

She just went to the hotel gym, she'll be back soon

Your girlfriend's ex just found you on Snapchat

You trust your girlfriend, but lately she's felt distant

And you certainly can't give her it

The difference between you and him

This is why she's always 'out with the girls'

She always told you size didn't matter

You always loved that car

She does anything to please him

You have never satisfied her like he is

Your girlfriend has been using her new 'face mask' a lot recently

You're lucky if you get head once a year