I was walking home when a bolt of lightning stuck both me and

At this point, I didn't care: I was short and ugly, all I knew

Because my girlfriend had a lesbian kink, and my friend a gay

I was gaming with some of my old friends from my college days,

I was finishing teaching maths class before lunch when I found

Took over this strangers body for a few days of fun. I can't

I was scared of going into swap class. I'd never had proper sex,

Tristan always got tonnes more friends than me. He was so much

I was on the bus with my Michael when all of a sudden everything

At the local sport club, Tom constantly beat me. I felt so jealous

Every day I watched my young neighbour wasting his life. He messed

I was the toilet cleaner in a classy gym. Seeing these muscly

The card I bought my friend for Christmas had black magic imbued