It is a Chair Split

When the head splits it open...

shoutout to the grannies out there hoarding their old meds, gathering

Careful, don't split it...

Careful, don't split it... [r/NSFW_RoughAmerican]

Careful, don't split it... [r/NSFWPornClips]

It’s not every day you meet a girl with a split tongue

It's like being split in half

It's like getting split in half

It's like being split inhalf

Gaping so much that I had to split it into three parts.

Gaping so much that I had to split it into three parts.