original post: https://redd.it/pd7dhe
Why have a girlfriend when you can have a Goddess? 💀
PayPiggiePen by lola-atlas
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Why brushing your teeth when you can brush your esophagus???
Why have 1 BBC when you can have 2? Checkmate white boys
Why jerk yourself off when you can get a femboy to do it for
Why be a boy, when you can be a sex toy?
Why have a girlfriend when I get everything I need from my sister.
Why go to church when you can worship my asshole instead
You know you have mastered anal when you can squat on a cock!
Why settle for vanilla when you could have the hottest flavor
Why have 1 view when you can have 2
Why flash 1 hole when you can flash 2?
