Your girlfriend found out that size matters

When your bullies found out who your daughter was, they showed

You thought I was crazy when I told you about my possession spell,

When your girlfriend “goes out” this is what she’s doing…

When your bully found out that your mom lives alone, he knew

You thought it was just down the street...

He thought it was weird when his girlfriend asked him to fart

You knew something was wrong when your mom started dressing like

She thought it was over, when we came back and filled her with

You Thought It Was Just Gonna Be a Handjob

You Thought It Was Just Gonna Be a Handjob

You started to wonder why your girl was always coming home late