My sister can make even the dullest parties bearable.

I told my sister if she didn't like how I smelled, she should

Mom leaves the door open when my aunt is over, just to show off.

Sometimes mom and I race in the car.

We're lucky dad's a heavy sleeper.

Sis only calls me a "troll" because she has to pay the tax before

Yeah, I catch my sister 'mirin.

Mommy is a PAWG !

Marley Brinx - My Step Sisters Toys

I keep forgetting to buy pool toys. So my niece just uses me.

Daddy was always the cool parent.

Since I confessed my daily "problem," mom's been nothing but

Sis and I usually excuse ourselves early from dinner.