MY cum counts as cum right? ;)

I should be working, but showing off my asshole counts as work,

Cheating on my husband counts as naughty, right? 😏

Amanda Seyfried at the Oscars counts as plot, right?

This counts as big right?

These shorts count as pants, right?

A facial a day counts as skincare right?

A facial a day counts as skincare right?

This doesn't count as cheating, right?

Fishnets totally count as clothing... Right?

Fishnets totally count as clothing... Right?

This doesn't count as cheating, right?