Just found this type of measuring tape at work. Wanted to see

Time to get my day started

Long day at work, time to unwind(:

Long day at work, time to unwind(:

Long day at work, time to unwind(:

Long day at work, time to unwind(:

Long day at work, time to relax (titty drop)

Would you believe me if I told you this was actually the third

I sent this to Mr u/twoinabed at work yesterday to make his day

You went to confront your hot new secretary because she was slacking

This is the way I love to start my day

Quitting my day job to become a professional squirter