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"Hey mom, how fancy is this family reunion going to be? Do you know the dresscode?" She replied, "Don't worry. Let me show you what I'll be wearing."
TheFamilyTrap by Accountnumbahtwo
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On my 18th birthday Mom and Dad showed me what being a woman
I love when my big sis babysits because she always makes pasta
I promised my daughter that she could have anything she wanted
When mum asked me to be her personal trainer, I knew this was
The text read "I found your secret computer folder, come home
I'm the boss when mum's away bro. Now come get your breakfast
When my new step-sister said she was different from other girls,
Went to see why my new step-sister was taking so long in the
I've had enough of sis always coming to me after a bad date to
Little sis complained her jeans were too tight, I didn't think
"How do I fit this inside my swimsuit bro?" Looks like our swimming
"Hold your hand out son and close your eyes, I have a surprise
"You can't go out like that sis it's so obvious" ... "Well brother,