It's anal, So it doesn't count

It doesn’t count if it’s just the tip… so I took a little

It Doesn’t Count Unless You Both End Up Covered In Spit

It Doesn’t Count Unless You Both End Up Covered In Spit

It doesn't count if you were too drunk to remember

It doesn't count if i'm in costume

It Doesn’t Count Unless You Both End Up Covered in Spit

It doesn't count if you spit it out

It Doesn’t Count Unless You Both End Up Covered In Spit

It doesn't count as cheating if you just watch

It doesn't count unless it gets in your eye

It doesn’t count if it’s with a girl?