Compared to remote

Compared to keyboard

Compared to Ruler, 2" wide and 8" long

Compared to my arm

Compared to my razor, I think I win

Compared to the xbone controller

Compared to my hand

Compared to your tiny penis, I have giant toys to make you scream,

compared to my ass my tits are so small

compared to my ass my tits are so small

compared to my ass my tits are so small

compared to my ass my tits are so small