original post: https://redd.it/82a54n
Well, I don't have a six pack but I can definitely drink one.
ladybonersgw by Throwaway03543211111
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I don't have a sports car, but I can still enjoy a smooth ride
Don't have the biggest tits, but I’ve been told they look cute
I don't have the best ass but it can at least take a lot
Don't have the biggest ass, but I still can make it shake.
I told her when we got married that I know I don’t have a big
I know you have a big dick, but you can have a bigger one!
Don't know how to flirt but I can show you my tits instead
Don't know how to flirt but I can show you Arabian tits instead
Don't know how to flirt but I can show you my tits instead [OC]
I know i don't have the prettiest face, but I can deep throat
"Not what I planned but I can definitely work with this". After
Don’t have any bath toys but you can play with this thing…