I had a boil / lump in my armpit that grew to the size of a ping

In my life at open mic, in 2017 first time I sang after 9 years.

When I want more attention I pull my dress up higher and higher

had some risky fun in my parents garden.. i caught my neighbour

I had a finger stuck in my pussy in a public park. Would you

Had a large pimple growing on my nether regions for a while and

Have I made my quota yet? Is this just a trap to get more cows?

My "childfree" daughter-in-law swapped with me, saying that "if

It was the first day of college for two young gay teens, and

You see, in my world, financial domination isn't just about money,

Your wife took your car out to the new car wash in town, unaware

Not exactly popping but something definitely POPS out!