there is a snake in my jeans that's pushed through my underwear

there is a snake in my jeans!

HELP!!! There is a snake in my pants!!

HELP!!! There is a snake in my pants!!

HELP!!! There is a snake in my pants!!

HELP!!! There is a snake in [m]y pants!!

HELP!!! There is a snake inside [m]y pants!!

HELP!!! There is a snake in [m]y pants!!

Help there’s a snake in my bed

Help there’s a snake in my bed

There’s a snake in my boot.

There’s a snake in the bed!