Was told this was a good spot to post. Can anyone translate?

Was told this post belonged here by a fellow Redditor :)

Was told this might be appreciated here

Was told this would fit in here~ love posting this kind of thing

My second time solo without my husband there getting fucked by

Was told this was a mystery snail? Do they eat smaller snails?

My husband was a little intimidated by my new young bull's massive

Think I might have to tell daddy I’m pregnant soon oops

Was told these sensitive lumps are the reason I was raped. Whenever

I was told that I need implants by my roommate at university.

Was told to post this here, hopefully my gooning has you gooned

my mom told me I look cute in my new lingerie... what do you