When you’re done with work and your clothes for the week...tgif.

when you're trying to get out of bed and the wife reaches underneath

When you're on E and need to fill up the tank

When you're so AGP that your own reflection is the only sissy

When you're out slaying demons and don't have a dildo, a katana

When You're On E And Need To Fill Up The Tank

When You're On E And Need To Fill Up The Tank

When you’re morning wood is still going strong in the afternoon

You like it when you’re home alone with Mommy don’t you?!

When you're horny at school so sneak off to the restroom 😇

When you’re horny AF and he’s just enjoying the view and

You're a loser & a virgin, don't forget that.