original post: https://redd.it/lr8o2z
That's not how you blow your brother, let me show you
AudibleIncest by HoeHazel
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That's not how you play baseball
That's not how you greet a fine young lady!
That's not how you eat a cucumber
that's not how you're supposed to inflate a catheter balloon
That's Not How You Play Soccer!
You work very hard, let me show you how much I appreciate you
That's not how you stop kids fighting
that's not how you spell- nvm
I want to make you feel amazing, Daddy. Let me show you how much
How to start your Saturday: Let me sit on your face