"Don't judge me! It's the only way to get an even tan all over!"

My morning coffee before Reddit vs now 😅

Don’t judge them before you squeeze them

When I want milk for my morning coffee, I just milking my neighbor's

Had to make a pit stop before work to get my “morning coffee”

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning wood 🥱

Don't judge me, I can't control my addiction

Don't judge me, I can't control my addiction

Don't judge me, I can't control my addiction

Don't judge me, I can't control my addiction

Don't judge me, I can't control my addiction

Focus less on my too tight flannel and more on my moaning cumshot