When people say melbourne weather os weird this is what they

Boss asked me if I could cum earlier then normal for work today...

When I say come back to bed, this is what I mean

When I say 'let me give you a massage' this is what I mean

When HR said to be more accessible, this is what they meant,

I asked for a butt massage and he thought I meant this...

I asked for a butt massage and he thought I meant this...

When a girl asks for a birthday present this is what she actually

When I say “Let’s go camping” this is what I mean

When I offer a massage, this is what I mean :)

When HR said to be more welcoming, this is what they meant, right?

When I saw “let’s hang out” this is what I mean