My Magical Riding Fuck Chair! It's a little more complex than

This looks weird 🤣 but it felt good.

I’ve been dreaming of creating the perfect masturbation chair

I fucked a table.

This was one of the first drafts of The Rocking Chair Project.

I peed everywhere and it made me so fucking horny that I fucked

I tied a dildo to an exercise ball and bounced on it. It was

I broke the other table I fucked, so I got a stronger one that

Okay, so... not sure what this is all about, but video evidence

This was a combination of two past experiments between the ball

I have tried for many moons to replicate doggystyle in some form

I used the lap desk thingee from under my laptop to comfortably

Many of my attempted masturbation MacGyvering projects seem to