It's Not Cheating If You Don't Penetrate......oh Fuck It!

It's not cheating if you're on vacation.

It's not cheating if you're not there ...Regardless of why that

milk my cock Like a good little whore ;) come on, you know your

It's not cheating if you don't know their names ;)

When my best friend's GF and I signed up for Swap Class it was

It's not incest if you're just helping your friends get a bj

It's not cheating if you give her permission

It’s not cheating if you just jerk off to my fat ass

It's not gay if you're wearing protection

It's not cheating if you don't cum inside me

It's not gay if you're just showing me my place as your bitch