I fucked my landlord instead of paying rent

Curiousity created the dog

Absolutely! 💯

I guess size really DOES matter

My husband's browser history... 🖤

Happily Ever After! 👰

Be honest, would you stop it?

Sharing Is Caring! 💛

Passed out wife makes for a good ice-breaker

Sharing Is Caring! 🖤

Absolutely! 💯 (Angelina Jolie)

"It wont happen again babe"

Daddy come play with me 🙄