Gracing Myrtle with my presence again tomorrow. Message me if

Wanna lick my balls?

So horny, just wanna goon

I just wanna show you my beautiful boobies

Wanna skip work and play 'hook'y with me? 😏 [F]

My friend told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove

"Shit bro I put on the wrong Return of the jedi on. Wanna keep

"Sorry dude. I put in the wrong copy of return of the jedi, unless

if hook up with my bff is wrong, I don't wanna be right

[2-0] I wanna give a challenge to all alphas let's play a game

I figured out fucking a new stranger weekly is not really cheating,

I figured out fucking a new stranger weekly is not really cheating,