original post: https://redd.it/jhgrg7
When you're trying to get the gold medal in a hot dog eating competition
DadWouldBeProud by Lavender_Snowe
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when you're trying to get out of bed and the wife reaches underneath
When you're trying to get the gold medal in a hot dog eating
When you’re trying to film a hot shower video and you have
Me when you're trying to leave the bed too soon
hate when they run away when you’re trying to get them out
when you're late to get the memo about titty tuesday
When you're trying to get some work done but you're also a freeuse
When you're trying to get some work done but his balls are full
When you’re trying to get to the next stage but circuit grounds
When you're trying to ride your toy but really just want to get
