Why does that never happen to me?

Wonder why that never happens to me in the restroom?

Wonder why that never happens to me at the coffee shop

Wonder why that never happens to me at the coffee shop

How come this never happens to me in the train??

This happens to me all the time

Why this never happens to me at the club?!

Why this never happens to me in the sauna?

why don't you join me in the club? I'll dance infront of you

why don't you join me in the club? I'll dance infront of you

I sure hope nothing bad happens to me in the shower...

If men are dominant then why did this never happen to me? I came