You look like a fucking retard when you choke yourself on my

He brought me coffee in bed, so I let him give me the cream straight

He brought me coffee in bed, so I took the cream straight 💦😋

When you bring out your artistic streak in your social networks

Would you bring me breakfast in bed?

When I was in high school, my basketball coach was always trying

Mommy loves it when you bring her breakfast in bed on Sundays!

When you bring a chick home and suddenly there are 2 dicks in

When you find yourself in Heaven [self]

When you find yourself in Heaven [self]

Coffee in bed to get the blood flowing 😁

Will you bring me breakfast in bed if I flash my boobs? Yes?