Compared to a fleshlight I guess?

Fun size?

How many licks to get to what’s inside?

Comparing it to my steering wheel

24oz Monster Can Challenge!

Comparing to a sticky note - instructions included

Tic Tac

Do you know what time it is?

How well do you fill out a sock?

Where do you want to go?

Something big and thick to keep you occupied

It’s important to use the right tool for the job

Bottoms up